Kan absolut rekommendera böckerna till alla tjejer (vi vet att ni killar smygläser dem, men det gör ingenting, vi älskar er ändå). Fullt av humor och en hel del sanning om det kvinnliga och manliga släktet ;)
The New and Improved Snogging Scale
| .5 | sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.) |
| 1 | holding hands |
| 2 | arm around |
| 3 | goodnight kiss |
| 4 | kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.) |
| 4.5 | hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.) |
| 5 | open mouth kissing |
| 6 | tongues |
| 6.5 | ear snogging |
| 6.75 | neck nuzzling |
| 7 | upper body fondling – outdoors |
| 8 | upper body fondling – indoors (in bed) |
| Virtual number 8 | (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.) |
| 9 | below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jules.) |
| 10 | the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.) |
Nummer 3!
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